Friday, March 26, 2010
the "fun size" candy bar
the fun size candy bar is the biggest lie that the candy industry has ever produced. there is absolutely nothing fun about a candy bar that is smaller then a babys hand... if they really wanted to have a fun size they would make a candy bar the size of a car. then you could invite your friends over and tell them to bring some beers and chips. now you have a party and thus the "fun" tag fits. but such a small candy bar has no possibility of enjoyment, because by the time that you finish eating it you are just hungrier then before. no one should ever have to be faced with the torment that is a "fun size" candy bar.